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导演:Andy Mikita 

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第二季将描述该剧的核心主题:为什么古人当初要发射命运号?为什么命运号沿着既定的路线前进?这个路线是怎么确定的?根据剧组的描述,其实命运号有特定的目的地,命运号的任务「非常重要」,远比「将船上的人送回家」重要。不过,完成这项「新任务」的条件之一,就是将船上的人「顺道」送回家。

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http://www.bosocn.com/gcdaquan/gcdyysd/1790.shtml电影原声带 Man On The Moon[月亮上的男人原声带] 19991.Mighty Mouse Theme(Here I Come To Save The Day)2.The Great Beyond3.Kiss You All Over4.Angela(Theme From Taxi)5.Tony Throw Out6.Man On The Moon7.This Friendly World8.Miracle9.Lynne And Andy10.Rose-Marie11.Andy Gets Fired12.I Will Survive13.Milk & Cookies14.Man On The Moon(Orchestral)15.One More Song For You1.Mighty Mouse Theme(Here I Come To Save The Day)Vocal:The Sandpipers[Applause.]ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to Saturday Night Live!And now, as a special treat on our first show,musical guest Andy Kaufman![Applause. A record begins to play.]Mister Trouble never hangs aroundWhen he hears this Mighty sound:'Here I come to save the day!'That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!Yes sir, when there is a wrong to rightMighty Mouse will join the fightOn the sea or on the landHe gets the situation well in handSo though we are in dangerWe never despair'Cause we know that where there's dangerHe is there!He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air!We're not worryin' at allWe're just listenin' for his call:'Here I come to save the day!'That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!GEORGE: You know, you show a lot of promise, and, um,my concern is that I don't know where tobook you. Uh, you're not a stand-up, and, uh,your act doesn't exactly translate itselfto films, so ... so help me! Where do yousee yourself?ANDY: Well, I've always wanted to play Carnegie Hall.GEORGE: Ha! Hee! You're insane!But you might also be brilliant.2.The Great BeyondVocal:R.E.M.I've watched the stars fall silent from your eyesAll the sights that I have seenI can't believe that I believed I wished that you could seeThere's a new planet in the solar systemThere is nothing up my sleeveI'm pushing an elephant up the stairsI'm tossing up punchlines that were never thereOver my shoulder, a piano fallsCrashing to the groundIn all this talk of time, talk is fineBut I don't want to stay aroundWhy can't we pantomime,Just close our eyes and sleep sweet dreams,Being here with wings on our feet?I'm pushing an elephant up the stairsI'm tossing up punchlines that were never thereOver my shoulder, a piano fallsCrashing to the groundI'm breaking throughI'm bending spoonsI'm keeping flowers in full bloomI'm looking for answers from the Great BeyondI want the hummingbirds, the dancing bearsSweetest dreams of youI'll look into the starsI'll look into the moonI'm pushing an elephant up the stairsI'm tossing up punchlines that were never thereOver my shoulder, a piano fallsCrashing to the groundI'm breaking throughI'm bending spoonsI'm keeping flowers in full bloomI'm looking for answers from the Great BeyondI'm breaking throughI'm bending spoonsI'm keeping flowers in full bloomI'm looking for answers from the GreatAnswers from the GreatAnswersI'm breaking throughI'm bending spoonsI'm keeping flowers in full bloomI'm looking for answers from the Great BeyondI'm breaking throughI'm bending spoons(Here's a little agit for the never-believer)I'm keeping flowers in full bloom(Here's a little ghost for the offering)I'm looking for answers from the GreatAnswers from the GreatAnswersI'm breaking throughI'm bending spoons(Here's a little agit for the never-believer)I'm keeping flowers in full bloom(Here's a little ghost for the offering)I'm looking for answers from the Great BeyondBOB: Look, uh ... Tony Clifton is gonna go on Taxinext week, and that should ... uh, uh ...let him blow off steam and relieve the stress, K?GEORGE: Bob... Bob, Bob, Bob. Andy needs to relax.This is your job: You have to take him awayfrom all of this!3.Kiss You All OverVocal:Exile[Doorbell rings.]BOB: (clears throat) It's a kind of a big day.It's, uh, my buddy's first time with aprostitute.WOMAN: What are you talking about? Andy comes herealmost every weekend.BOB: Who? Andy?! (laughs)WOMAN: Oh, he doesn't always call himself that.Sometimes he's 'Tony,' and he wears a tux.BOB: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!When I get home, babeGonna light your fireAll day, I've been thinkin' about you, babeYou're my one desireGonna wrap my arms around youHold you close to meOh, babe, I wanna taste your lipsI wanna fill your fantasy, yeahI don't what I'd do without you, babeDon't know where I'd beYou're not just another loverNo, you're everything to meEverytime I'm with you, babyI can't believe it's trueWhen you're layin' in my armsAnd you do the things you doYou can see it in my eyesI can feel it in your touchYou don't have to say a thingJust let me show how muchLove you, need you, yeahI wanna kiss you all overAnd over againI wanna kiss you all overTill the night closes inTill the night closes inStay with me, lay with meHolding me, loving me, babyHere with me, near with meFeeling you close to me, babySo show me, show me ev'rything you do'Cause baby, no one does it quite like youLove you, need you, oh babeI wanna kiss you all overAnd over againI wanna kiss you all overTill the night closes inTill the night closes inTill the night closes inTill the night closes inTill the night closes inANDY: If I gave you both 300 dollars, would you, um,come to Hollywood, and help me destroy a TV show?4.Angela(Theme From Taxi)Vocal:Bob James[Instrumental]TONY: I got 20 bucks that you work for me now!I would like to use a phone!MAN: Not on the lot, sir.TONY: How about a bathroom? I may have @$%& in my pants!Drink of water?MAN: No.TONY: Aspirin?MAN: No.TONY: Moist towelette?MAN: No.TONY: In that case, it has been a honor,and a good daaaayyy!!!5.Tony Throw Out(instrumental)...6.Man On The MoonVocal:R.E.M.Mott the Hoople and the game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Monopoly, Twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.See you heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Hey, Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are we losing touch?If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.Moses went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Newton got beaned by the apple good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Hey Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby. Are you having fun?If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.Here's a little agit for the never-believer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Here's a little ghost for the offering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling [wrestling bears]. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Hey Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch?If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon.If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool. (repeat)7.This Friendly WorldVocal:R.E.M./Andy/TonyANDY: Hi, Michael.MICHAEL: Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do youwanna ... you wanna sing a song together?ANDY: Sure! Is it a sweet song?MICHAEL: Yeah, it's real sweet.ANDY: O.K.![They laugh.]MICHAEL:In this friendly, friendly worldWith each day so full of joyWhy should any heart be lonely?ANDY: My turn!In this friendly, friendly worldWith each night so full of dreamsWhy should any heart be afraid?The world is ...MICHAEL & ANDY:... such a wonderful placeTo wander throughWhen you've got someone you loveMICHAEL:To wander along with youANDY: O.K., now take every second word! With ...MICHAEL: ... the ...ANDY: ... sky ...MICHAEL: ... so ...ANDY: ... full ...MICHAEL: ... of ...ANDY: ... starsMICHAEL: And ...ANDY: ... the ...MICHAEL: ... river ...ANDY: ... so ...MICHAEL: ... full ...ANDY: ... of ...MICHAEL: ... song, Every ...ANDY: ... heart ...MICHAEL: ... should ...ANDY: ... be ...MICHAEL: ... so ...ANDY: ... thankfulIt's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael?MICHAEL: Yup!TONY: Oh yeah?! What's so friendly about it?!!This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part inthis song! I'm just as big a part of the movie asthese guys are! And, and I will not sit back whilesome sawed off Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uhhas his day in the sun! I think he's enoughboring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uhsit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!ANDY: Is that O.K., Michael?MICHAEL: O.K.ANDY: I don't think you have a choice.MICHAEL: (laughs) O.K.TONY:The world is such a wonderful placeHa! to wander through!Ah, when you've got someone you loveAh, to wander along, ah, with you!O.K., you go...MICHAEL: With the sky so full of starsANDY: And the river so full of songMICHAEL: Welcome back, Andy. Every heart should be ...MICHAEL & ANDY: ... so thankfulANDY: Thankful for this friendly, friendly worldThank you, Michael!MICHAEL: Thanks, Andy!ANDY: Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!TONY: Thanks for nothing!8.Miracle(instrumental)...9.Lynne And AndyANDY: Hey!LYNNE: (laughing) What?ANDY: Wanna go to Memphis and get married?[Pause.]LYNNE: Do I wanna go to Memphis and get married???ANDY: Mm hmm...LYNNE: Wha-haa? (Pauses, then changes tone.) Why Memphis?ANDY: Because Memphis is the wrestling capital of theworld. I'll get up in the ring, and I'll announce that theI'll marry the FIRST woman who beats me. Then you can get up,and we'll wrestle, and I'll let you win, and ...LYNNE: You'll let me win? (laughs.)ANDY: ... yes, I'll let you win. I'll let you. Then we'll runoff and get married on the David Letterman show.LYNNE: God.ANDY: O.K.? (He kisses her.) Whaddaya say?LYNNE: Is this for real???[Instrumental]10.Rose-Marie[As piano is played, audience laughs.]La da da da da, da da da da da daOh Rose, my Rose Marie[Light applause.]Oh Rose Marie, I love youI'm always dreaming of youNo matter what I do, I can't forget youSometimes I wish that I never met youAnd yet, if I should lose youWould mean my very life to meOf all the queens that ever lived, I choose youTo rule me, my Rose MarieOf all the queens that ever lived, I choose youTo rule me, my Rose MarieLa da da-da da da, da da da da da daOh Rose, my Rose Marie[Heavy applause.]11.Andy Gets Fired[Instrumental]TONY: Hey, how are y'all doin'? Where ya from?Yeah yeah yeah ... Yeah yeah yeah yeah![Audience laughs.]Whoa! Somebody's wearing a lot of perfume around here!Must be that time of the month![Audience groans.]Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks. A-how ya doin'?Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara?Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out!I think you sat on some cottage cheese! Oh, pardonme, that's your ___! K?12.I Will SurviveVocal:Tony CliftonFirst I was afraaaaidI was pyoo-trifiedKept thinking I could never liveAh, without you by my sy-eeedBut then I spent so many nightsAh, thinking how you did me wrongAnd I ... grew ... STRONG!And I learned to get alongAnd now you're backFrom outer spaceI just walked in to find you hereWith that sad look upon your faceI should have changed that stupid lockI should have asked you for the keyIf I had known for just one secondYou'd be back to bother meGo on now, GO! Walk out the door!Don't turn around nowYou're not welcome anymoreWeren't you the one that tried to hurt me with goodbyeDid you think I'd crum-billDid you think I'd lay down and dieOh no, not II will sur-vee-heeeevAs long as i know how to loveI know I will stay a-leeeevI've got all my life to liveI've got all my love to giveI will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!I will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!I will sur-veeeeeeeeeeeev!I ... a-will ... sur-veeeeeeeeeeeeeeev!!!Heeeey...Ah!!!I will sur-veev!I will sur-veev!I will sur-veev!I will sur-vee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-heev![Heavy applause...]13.Milk & Cookies[...Heavy applause.]ANDY: Since you've all been such good boys and girls,I would like to take everybody in this entireaudience out for milk and cookies! There arebusses outside! Everybody, follow me!!!...Don't worry, folks! There's enough milk andcookies for everyone![Instrumental]14.Man On The Moon(Orchestral)Vocal:R.E.M.(instrumental)...15.One More Song For YouVocal:Andy KauffmanANDY: ... and, and, and ... (clears throat) I hope tosee you again soon, and I love you, and thank youvery much! Now, till we meet again ...Well, it's time to say goodbyeIt's been good having you so nearAlthough I've got to leave, it's the endI'll always be staying right hereSo, my friends, goodbyeIt's just about that timeWish that I could doJust one more song for you[Applause.]ANDY: Goodbye, everybody, thank you! Goodnight!O.K., O.K.! Goodnight! I love ya! O.K., O.K.! Boy!Goodbye! Boy, what a bunch of sheep! I tell you...



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